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Benefit claimant michochip implants
Gawd help us if IDS goes to Finland for his holidays this year…...
A Finnish politician has proposed implanting benefit claimants with microchips to stop them using public money to fund “lavish lifestyles” abroad.
Finnish politician advocates implanting benefit claimants with microchips to track them
“All those who buy or sell shall be forced to wear the mark of the beast”
I propose that all politicians should be implanted with a microchip, linked to a small explosive device, programmed to explode whenever they lie, misrepresent facts, misuse their expenses, or come up with ludicrous ideas like this!
[ Edited: 13 Aug 2015 at 01:03 pm by Benny Fitzpatrick ]Dear me- and I always thought they were such nice people. Clearly, Finns aren’t what they used to be….
Perhaps we could create cat flaps at immigration control that are only operated by a microchip implant. Funny reading.
And only after the microchip is implanted are you told that it will self destruct in 24hrs unless you go into the big City and return to your job coach with compelling evidence of a job. Ominously, the job coach is Lee Van Cleef and you’re told Donald Pleasence is recruiting. IDS is the Duke/A number 1.
Dear me- and I always thought they were such nice people. Clearly, Finns aren’t what they used to be….
I hereby put this forward for worst pun of 2015…...............................................
Dear me- and I always thought they were such nice people. Clearly, Finns aren’t what they used to be….
I hereby put this forward for worst pun of 2015…...............................................
Is that an unfinished sentence?
Dear me- and I always thought they were such nice people. Clearly, Finns aren’t what they used to be….
I hereby put this forward for worst pun of 2015…...............................................
Is that an unfinished sentence?
.................unless somebody knows better….......
Dear me- and I always thought they were such nice people. Clearly, Finns aren’t what they used to be….
I hereby put this forward for worst pun of 2015…...............................................
Thank you Pete. I’m both honoured and touched.
Finntastic, in fact…..............
Dear me- and I always thought they were such nice people. Clearly, Finns aren’t what they used to be….
I hereby put this forward for worst pun of 2015…...............................................
Thank you Pete. I’m both honoured and touched.
Finntastic, in fact…..............
you’re welcome, Nor way I was going to let a pun that good go unrecognised
Dear me- looks like we’ve reached a new all time Oslo…
Don’t know about Oslo.
These types need the lowest circle of Hell. Sinki(ng) to new depths….
Don’t know about new depths in Tallinn us about the latest Vilnius idea but they can put it in the Krakow the Bratislava. So Gdyna. (Think the humour has just gone south Lviv it though)
[ Edited: 17 Aug 2015 at 12:44 pm by ikbikb ]I’m lapping this all up.
Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!