Jobs being replaced by machines at DWP?

https://jsuknewsofficial.wordpress.com/2015/06/17/automation-at-dwp-jobs-replaced-with-machines/

Can you really trsut any article that spells conspiracy as conspirisy ?

John Birks - 19 June 2015 01:43 PM

Can you really trsut any article that spells conspiracy as conspirisy ?

Ahem! “trsut” :)

I suspect that makes me trust you (and them) more actually.

In other news, you won’t get a reply from Daphne or Ros as they have been replaced. It is not a coincidence that Shawns last name is Mach. It’s the speed of his processor!

I am a machine called Daphne…. ;)

Ah, the ‘trsut’ was a deliberate fail. My BSOH?

Daphne - 19 June 2015 02:20 PM

I am a machine called Daphne…. ;)

In which case you may need a bit of this…

http://www.idemitsu.com/products/lubricants/maintenance/index.html

I’ll be getting well-oiled on that tonight…

Seems appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ

Billy Durrant - 19 June 2015 02:27 PM

Daphne - 19 June 2015 02:20 PM

I am a machine called Daphne…. ;)

In which case you may need a bit of this…

http://www.idemitsu.com/products/lubricants/maintenance/index.html

I’m still stunned Billy - how did you know about the existence of special oil just for me??

Daphne - 19 June 2015 03:57 PM

Billy Durrant - 19 June 2015 02:27 PM

Daphne - 19 June 2015 02:20 PM

I am a machine called Daphne…. ;)

In which case you may need a bit of this…

http://www.idemitsu.com/products/lubricants/maintenance/index.html

I’m still stunned Billy - how did you know about the existence of special oil just for me??

Don’t get carried away. You’re not so special :)

http://www.machoil.com

Wow! - where’s the Ros one - I don’t want her to come back from leave next week and feel left out…

I found Morgan Blue Muscle Oil as well

Ross won’t be feeling left out, she has her own company http://www.yourlocaloilcompany.ie/ross-oil
edit
(if she was called Ross instead of Ros, doh!)