nevip
welfare rights adviser, sefton metropolitan borough council, liverpool.
Member since 22nd Jan 2004
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RE: Why do overpayments happen?
Tue 21-Apr-09 04:44 PM |
This is the draft version which the IR decided not to run with.
“You may not know that tax credits are calculated on a daily basis. So each day’s delay in telling us about a change may lead to a bigger overpayment”.
Hell! We don’t know either. We just put the information into the computer and if the computer says no then what are you gonna do?
“If you are overpaid you may wonder why this has happened. Here are the most common reasons why people end up with an overpayment”.
“Tax credits are based on your income as well as your circumstances. We work out what you are due at the start of each tax year – 6 April”.
You can bet your sweet ass that if so much as £1 is paid to you that shouldn’t have been were gonna send the box of toys round.
“If you include a child on your form that you are not responsible for, you will be overpaid”.
We know all the dodges about borrowing children for when our officers call round. We’ll be watching you.
“If you don’t tell us when your childcare costs stop or go down by £10 a week or more, you will be overpaid tax credits”.
To be honest, we don’t quite know where that one came from!
“If you don’t tell us you stop working or reduce your hours, you could end up with an overpayment”.
And we’ll prosecute you under The Conniving Ba****ds Act 1546.
“If you wrongly tell us that you are getting an income-based benefit, we would not take it into account when we work out your payments. But, you will be overpaid and will have to pay it back”.
You will be taken to a place, kept in communicado for 15 years and be subjected to unspeakable acts involving, scissors, sticky back plastic and scatter cushions.
“If you are a couple, you must make a joint claim. If you are single, you must make a single claim. If you don’t tell us straight away that your partner moves in or out, you may be overpaid”.
And if you’re Sow White and the seven dwarves our computer will blow up
“We ask you to renew your tax credits claim each year. We send you a Renewal Pack, which includes your Annual Declaration. The pack tells you what you need to do, and by when. If you don’t send us your Annual Declaration on time, you may end up with an overpayment”.
And as we will have no further record of you, you will cease to exist. Family and friends will ignore you and you’ll be buried in an unmarked grave somewhere on the outskirts of Peterborough.
“If you don’t tell us straight away that your child has left full-time non-advanced education, you may get too much tax credits (and Child Benefit too)”.
We will then confiscate your children and sell them to Madonna/Angelina Jolie* (*delete as appropriate)
“It is best to tell us about changes as soon as possible, to avoid an overpayment. But, even though you have told us on time about a change in your life, you may still have an overpayment. This is because tax credits are worked out on a daily basis and we often pay you in advance”.
And we will recover it. You mark my words. That’s because we have loads of power and you don’t have a leg to stand on.
“If you forget to sign your claim form or we help you make a new claim after you and your partner separate, we send an award notice that needs to be signed and sent back. If you don’t send it back by the date shown on it, all the money you get will be an overpayment. This is because in law you have not made a claim”.
And the law is what we say it is and don’t you forget it! Want to make something of it!!
You should check your award notice and tell us straight away if there is anything you understand in it because were buggered if we do.
If this leaflet does not answer all your questions, and you still don’t know why you have an overpayment, please write to:
David Cameron Tory Head Office The Scilly Isles
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