Cabinet Office 'Better Regulation' website ...

'Do you want to remove or reduce the level of red tape / bureaucracy for your organisation? Give us your ideas or suggestions and you will then be sent a response within 90 days.

This website provides you with an opportunity to influence the way Government regulates. We want your ideas or suggestions on how regulations impacting you or your organisation can be improved. Whether your idea is a way to reduce the time it takes to fill in a form or addresses overlaps between regulations, we want to hear from you.

Every idea or suggestion submitted to this website will be published, as will all Government responses.

So put us to the test – submit your ideas and suggestions and lets see if we can all make regulation work better for everyone.'

I rather casually suggested sending the box of toys round to bash John Reid's head in. I'm now sporting a rather fetching ankle bracelet.

Don't forget, all submissions must be in triplicate.