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pc
                              

Asst. Welfare Rights Officer, Cornwall County Council, Truro, Cornwall
Member since
07th Oct 2005

A bit of fun.....
Thu 17-Jul-08 02:29 PM

This was quoted in the last issue of Private Eye and I thought it was too good not to pass on.

"Reincarnation Therapy is a valid method of getting the long term unemployed back to work" Social Affairs councillor Luc Winants told reporters in Maastrict." The idea is that a ten week course of regression therapy will help welfare claimants to come to terms with with their past lives and regain their balance, and this will help them to find jobs.The scheme is still in its early stages, but in the future long term unemployed Dutch citizens may be required to undergo past-life regression or risk losing their welfare benefits"

De Limburger, 11.04.08

Perhaps we should be grateful that we only have PCA medicals!

pete.

  

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RE: A bit of fun....., Gareth Morgan, 19th Jul 2008, #2
RE: A bit of fun....., pc, 21st Jul 2008, #3

Gareth Morgan
                              

Managing Director, Ferret Information Systems, Cardiff
Member since
20th Feb 2004

RE: A bit of fun.....
Sat 19-Jul-08 08:29 AM

Sat 19-Jul-08 08:30 AM by Gareth Morgan


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a54/gsullymorgan/JC.jpg

JC+ staff regret offering regression therapy to civil war re-enactors.


(Wearing my Sealed Knot re-enactors hat)

  

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pc
                              

Asst. Welfare Rights Officer, Cornwall County Council, Truro, Cornwall
Member since
07th Oct 2005

RE: A bit of fun.....
Mon 21-Jul-08 12:54 PM

Great picture! It made me wonder if what you did in previous life could be used for the 'own occupation' test.
For example; "My therapist says I was Gengis Khan in a previous life and I have a med cert that says I am no longer well enough to lay waste to half the known world so I qualify for IB. I was a self-employed emperor so I don't get any SSP"

pete.

  

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